Crash Davis : You got a gift. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Think classy and youll be classy. : The hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Crash Davis, 22. Yeah? Well, fuck this fucking game! The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! Its a miracle! Bull Durham was an instant success. They say the darndest things. That means if you get just one extra flare a week, just one, a gork, a ground ball a ground ball with eyes! From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., Larry Hockett: Sears sucks, Crash. Crash Davis? Crash: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. But, Joe, this guy's got some serious .., 10. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas. You hit white balls for batting practice. If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Crash Davis Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. : Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! Yeah, I've been in the majors. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh It's available on Who we play tomorrow? For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry. Annie Savoy, Larry Hockett: Another new league record. Romance is a lot like baseball. You know, hes really different. Why do you get to choose?, Crash: Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. Bring me the gas, kid. I mean, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake?, Crash Davis: When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit them with your pitching hand. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. LesterScreenwriter: Ron SheltonWHO ARE WE?The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. The setup: Nukes like a little puppy, so happy to be experiencing success finally and happy to be on a winning streak. Skip: Eightand sixteen. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. I mean. It's arrogance not 'ignorance.'. : When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Next one might be at your head. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather that Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! Watching through on Monday, I typed in 79 different quotes/scenes, and on Tuesday I cut down that list to 37, including the parts I felt had to make the list. Larry: New league record! : : Okay, well, uh candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Until late in the game, when he wants to throw a curveball, even though Crash is calling for a fastball. MORE: What if? I need to learn. Annie Savoy Her advice isnt exactly traditional. Never fuck with a winning streak., 30. : Crash Davis Nuke: Im just When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. LaLoosh: Id kill you. Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your left? : : Big club's got a hundred grand in him. Annie: I think it would be great. Starting to think how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh. This is a simple game. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. : I never told him to stay out of your bed. Hes gotta waste one. Crash Davis I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. He said, "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Because it sure aint baseball. Teddy Cullinane, 7. Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. Annie Savoy is labeled to be a baseball groupie, and because of that, many people might believe shes objectifying herself. You throw that weak-a s again. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Crash: I fing quit. : You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Whats all this molecule stuff?Why its the best: That Crash, he does give speeches (and, yeah, yada yadad the best part again. Crash Davis This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter! C'mon, right in the chest. : Plus, its the first time he calls him Meat. It's all about sex and sport. [to himself] But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. The setup: Crash has reported to the Durham Bulls, but hes not sure why hes there. But theyve been winning a long time, and Annies getting lonely. What's wrong? You throw the ball. A couple of weeks ago, I ranked the top 30 quotes from "Major League," on the 30th anniversary of that classics release. The setup: Annies narration at the beginning of the movie is just fantastic. Umpire One more. Usually start me off with a hammer. After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. : Dont try to strike everybody out. You better cool off. Ump: You missed him! Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. Baby ducks are cute. hit em where they ain't bull durham. Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. Willie Keeler Quotes. : [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin] She never allowed anyone to choose anything for her or order her around. She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. Larry! : Relax. "I. Annie wants Crash to know shes done a little research on him (which was tougher in those pre-internet days). Ballparks are like cathedrals.. Larry? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Nuke: One day at a time I want to be exotic and mysterious. Hes back in Durham, on Annies porch. 1. I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh Please? Crash Davis 34. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Strikeouts are boring! And when you speak of me, speak well. You believe that s? 1. Crash: You just spit on me! Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Youve seen them all. Damn, Crash. Its a long season, and you gotta trust it. : Larry She walks up in the rain. : You lollygag your way down to first. Annie Savoy You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there. Crash: Stupid f, Crash. Crash worked so hard for hours and days to be a player in the major leagues; for 21 days, he was, and these were the happiest days of his life. I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon. You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat. I wouldn't dig in if I was you. And, yeah, he has way too many junk wax baseball cards. Oh, yeah. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. Annie: I can do that, too.Why its the best: Those two crazy kids were meant to be together. [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Our goal is to provide our readers with the best collections of quotes on topics like love, life, relationships and more. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Larry What the fuck is that? I need to learn., Crash Davis: You got something to write with? I fucking quit. Baby ducks are cute, I hate cute! Weve got to play them one day at a time., Nuke LaLoosh: Got to playthats pretty boring, you know?, Crash Davis: Of course, its boring. Crash: Dont tell anybody. (Crash walks out the door.) You got a gift. Beats the hell out of working at Sears. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Yeah. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit 'em with your pitching hand., 26. Crash Davis Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? But its baseball and its in his blood and he cant give it up yet. Charlie, here comes the deuce. And it could be argued that Durham was as central to the plot as Crash Davis, Nuke Laloosh and Annie Savoy. Good. ( yada yada yada ) Bring it. Annie: Why not? Nuke: Whys he always calling me Meat? We yada yadad the best part. Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. Annies narration airs over the video montage of a winning streak. How? : : Crash: You got something to write with? You said Crash. He's gotta come with the cheese. Someone else carries your bags. Just brilliant script writing. I told him. He's just your father, man - he's as full of shit as anybody. Crash: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. You're smart, professional. You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth and I tattooed it over the Michelin tire sign and beat you, 4-3. Crash Ebby Calvin LaLoosh ', Crash Davis: I'm the player to be named later.. You don't know shit, all right? : Its an egg. This is a simple game. : : Weve got to play them one day at a time. This is the damndest season I've ever had; the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid! He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and theyre sitting together on her porch swing, on a rainy late-summer day. Bus leaves six in the morning., 15. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. You got a gift., Crash Davis: You got a gift. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. [softly, infuriated] Crash Davis The lead actor of the 'Bull Durham' movie is Kevin Costner who played the role of Crash Davis, a veteran catcher. Who's he plays for?. Larry : Another new league record! Crash Davis I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I got a Porsche already. Skip: He walked 18. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Fear and ignorance. There he tutors a young, dim-witted pitching prodigy, Nuke LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) in the ways of baseball, life, and love. And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. : What do I got? All's I want is a date. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Is that it? I'm too old for this shit. The kid he mentored is going to be living Crashs dream, and hes wallowing in a little self-pity. Details File Size: 6809KB Duration: 5.500 sec Dimensions: 498x253 Created: 6/20/2018, 7:37:20 AM Your shower shoes have fungus on them. *Hey*! Youre going to have to study them. : You got a gift., 21. You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I should'a thrown a slider. Okay, let's get two! My interviews? Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob. Crash Davis, 21. The rose goes in the front, big guy., 24. Crash: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. [still laughing] The setup: Its wisdom time, from Crash to Nuke. No. Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one. Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? Crash Davis: Hit me in the chest with that., Crash Davis: Yeah? Hit them where they live. Crash Davis Relax. Someone else carries your bags. Bring me the gas. Because they dont happen very often. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. : Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Shorten up, Crash. You know what Im saying? Youre going to have to know them. Annie: and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. The Braves' Appalachian League affiliate at the time was the Pulaski (Va.) Braves. Skip: You guys. Crash: Ball four!Why its the best: Crash accurately sizes up the kid in about two seconds. Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it, dont you think?Why its the best: Listen to Crash, Nuke. Annie, voiceover: Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. Crash Annie: Yes, you did! : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse], [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning], [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin]. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. I was somewhat disappointed to read that Washington Nationals Manager Matt Williams attributed the quote "Hit 'em where they ain't" to Susan Sarandon in the movie "Bull Durham . You having fun yet? [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse] Fun goddamnit. : You got it. : Crash: You know why? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Instead, it gives us a taste of all the aspects of baseball, from the training, the struggles, the conflicts, and even the groupies! Crash: Hey, why you shaking me off? Who's this? We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. Sold Lady Kenmores. What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. The rose goes in the front, big guy. Crash Davis Crash Davis Crash Davis Nuke: Good Lord willing It feels out there. Hit them where they ain't. Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. Theyre your friends. I give you a gift and youre stand here showing up my pitcher? Time out. Millie is a sneaky quote superstar in this movie. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Just relax. Music by Charles Dumont. Continue with Recommended Cookies. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. 35. A Major League love story in a Minor League town. That's the secret. : You missed the tag! Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. : Alright? It can only hurt the ballclub. (walks out, then back in) In reel life: Annie makes a pretty big deal of pointing out that there . Your privacy is important to us. Why do you get to choose? Annie Savoy Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Lord Alfred Tennyson, Rudyard Kipling and Will Rogers endorsed the product. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. : Nuke: You are. 40 Major League Quotes on Baseball and Teamwork, 50 A League of Their Own Quotes on Resolve & Courage, 30 The Iron Giant Quotes on Friendship & Self-Determination. Instead, Annie has power over herself; she chooses to get into a relationship and lend a helping hand to a rookie. Crash: Im just happy to be here. CRASH Hit me in the chest with this. You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. Nuke: I knew it. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. : Crash Davis In Bull Durham, we not only get a front-row seat to understand the ins and outs of baseball. You mean Nuke. : Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! : Nuke: Oh yeah? Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. : 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. Crash Davis